Now that would be a good headline.
If you have kids like mine, you have boys who are still trying to figure out which card to get their mom. Crabby to the Crabby Office Lady has a holiday rescue plan in her article on making last-minute valentine’s day cards.
Better, Crabby provided this quote:
"Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine." — Christopher Plummer
Try working that into a card.